codykru: everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin
lumoslouis: what have i made
ineedyoursoul: courtneygratwick: poison-sky: fuckingsheep: I. AM. SCREAMING. I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT OH SWEET JESUS I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why. I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG OMG wtf was that? :L Dear future kids, You better be as awesome as these two. I just love it so much YESSSSSSS. ...
Cosmo sex tip #263
officialbabieswithrabies: nikolascarbone: After sex, lean over and gently whisper into his ear, “That was so Raven.” i am not even kidding im going to do this
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...– For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl. (via hazyhummingbird)
Some of the worst things in my life never happened.– Mark Twain (via elle-emeno-pee)